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Thirty-seven promises, ready to sign.

Off the Shelf cards are £2.50: pick one, add their name and your signature, send. Or use any of them as a starting point and have it made for you — with your faces in it — for £3.99.

VowShare card: I promise breakfast in bed.
Breakfast in Bed
Toast shade may vary. Crumbs included free of charge.
VowShare card: I promise to grow old with you.
Grow Old With You
Wrinkles expected. Ageing unavoidable, boring optional.
VowShare card: I promise not to steal the duvet.
Not to Steal the Duvet
Border violations possible. Enforcement difficult after midnight.
VowShare card: I promise to recreate our first date.
Recreate Our First Date
Memories may have improved with age. Original awkwardness may return.
VowShare card: I promise a phone-free day together.
A Phone-Free Day Together
Emergency meme exemptions may apply. Screens may be checked in secret.
VowShare card: I promise to call every Sunday.
Call Every Sunday
Properly, not just a text. At least twenty minutes.
VowShare card: I promise to cook you dinner.
Cook You Dinner
Results may vary. May contain traces of chaos.
VowShare card: I promise to stop telling that story from 2008.
Stop Telling That Story from 2008
Valid unless someone asks. Family reunions are high-risk environments.
VowShare card: I promise to teach you to drive.
Teach You to Drive
Instructor may occasionally gasp. Roundabouts excluded from all guarantees.
VowShare card: I promise a day by the seaside.
A Day by the Seaside
Seagulls assume no liability. Sand has a habit of following everyone home.
VowShare card: I promise afternoon tea together.
Afternoon Tea Together
Biscuit dunking rights reserved. Scone pronunciation disputes excluded.
VowShare card: I promise to teach you WhatsApp.
Teach You WhatsApp
Wrong family group messages possible. Technical support expires at bedtime.
VowShare card: I promise to destroy the evidence.
Destroy the Evidence
Digital backups may exist. Mum has copies of everything.
VowShare card: I promise not to tell Mum.
Not to Tell Mum
Plausible deniability included. Definitions of 'tell' may vary.
VowShare card: I promise a cocktail night.
A Cocktail Night
Dance moves not covered by insurance. Dignity cannot be guaranteed.
VowShare card: I promise to babysit.
Babysit
Bedtime is a guideline. Sugar intake may be reported inaccurately.
VowShare card: I promise emergency wine delivery.
Emergency Wine Delivery
Emergencies determined by recipient. Additional chocolate may be prescribed.
VowShare card: I promise to help you move.
Help You Move
Box count always underestimated. Pizza expected as payment.
VowShare card: I promise to collect your parcels.
Collect Your Parcels
Signed for with a flourish. Contents not investigated. Much.
VowShare card: I promise to feed the cat.
Feed the Cat
Cat approval not guaranteed. Cat remains ultimate authority.
VowShare card: I promise not to start mowing at 7am.
Not to Start Mowing at 7am
Weekends included. Sunrise enthusiasm discouraged.
VowShare card: I promise emergency chocolate.
Emergency Chocolate
Stock levels fluctuate. Emergency defined by recipient.
VowShare card: I promise no meetings that could have been emails.
No Meetings That Could Have Been Emails
Revolutionary policy. Industry first. Perhaps.
VowShare card: I promise not to microwave fish.
Not to Microwave Fish
Olfactory trauma prevented. Office gratitude guaranteed.
VowShare card: I promise to choose you every day.
Choose You Every Day
Even on Mondays. Especially on Mondays.
VowShare card: I promise to laugh at your jokes.
Laugh at Your Jokes
Sympathy laughs permitted. Groaning does not invalidate laughter.
VowShare card: I promise to show up for you.
Show Up for You
Distance not accepted as an excuse. You're not doing it alone.
VowShare card: I promise to greet you like a celebrity.
Greet You Like a Celebrity
Every single time. Even after five minutes.
VowShare card: I promise to wake you at 5am.
Wake You at 5am
Weekends not recognised. Snooze function unavailable.
VowShare card: I promise to become the person my dog thinks I am.
Become the Person My Dog Thinks I Am
Standards set extremely high. Dog remains unrealistically optimistic.
VowShare card: I promise to get fitter.
Get Fitter
Gym membership app to be opened first. Lycra optional.
VowShare card: I promise to take that holiday.
Take That Holiday
Out-of-office replies encouraged. Memories likely to outlast the tan.
VowShare card: You owe me a coffee, Dave. You know you do.
You Owe Me a Coffee
Interest accrues in biscuits. Memory of the debtor may be selective.
VowShare card: I promise to leave a glowing review.
Leave a Glowing Review
Five stars minimum. Spelling of your name double-checked.
VowShare card: I promise to return my trolley.
Return My Trolley
Radical civic responsibility. No medals awarded.
VowShare card: I promise to tell your manager how brilliant you were.
Tell Your Manager How Brilliant You Were
Embarrassing compliments possible. Modesty not required.
VowShare card: You went above and beyond. This is a small thank you for something that meant a great deal.
You Made My Day
No strings. No catch. Just gratitude.

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